cawcawmthrfckrs: (Dude wtf)
Davesprite ([personal profile] cawcawmthrfckrs) wrote in [community profile] holyrelic2012-06-13 02:08 am

01st Hash Rap

[Man oh man, it's one thing to be playing a MMO. It's another thing entirely to actually be part of one. Again.

On the other hand, Davesprite has his everything from the waist down back to something more human. That is definitely an improvement. And he gets bonus wings, so now it's like he's some sort of weird angel with orange feathers.]


I had to have died. That's the only fuckin' possibility. I somehow died while playin' that shitty Ghostbusters game and went to steampunk heaven.

[He sighs and shrugs. There's not much he can do about it if that's the case. The best thing he can do is get some information. That there are even people around after a year of only seeing two godly humans is…pitiful, to say the least. He's happy to have a break from salamanders and nakodiles and other sprites and shit.

Wow Davesprite's getting really sidetracked over here. He's just…gonna go walk up to a person.]


Sup. Where do I sign up as God's personal secretary? Obviously, it's my new role in existence if I've got fuckin' angel wings outta my back like a kid who got spliced with goddamn bird genes as a baby.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-14 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Cool.

So I've got to ask: what was your bro like? [...he wasn't sure about the present or past tense, but given his own situation decided that past was better.] Given that he's alternative universe me I've been kind of curious.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-14 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like our universes have a hell of a lot more in common than I might've thought: something like that happened to my bro too.

[Hey look, territory that he doesn't want to wax poetic about either.]

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-14 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's a post-apocalyptic bad end future. Batterwitch took over, the place got flooded, shit like that. Lalonde and I are the last two humans alive.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-14 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Her corporation was a front to take over the Earth. And we're the last two 'cause Sburb dropped us off 400 years after the sea hag made her grab for power.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-14 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hell if I know. I ended up in a high-rise apartment above the ocean. Lalonde got lucky and ended up with a neighborhood.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-14 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Gulls, bro. I had gulls instead.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-15 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hell no, I'd love to have that happen. [It...it would've been a conversational partner of sorts which wasn't his Auto-Responder or a robot.

...what.]

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-16 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
My place was pretty quiet before I started filling it with robots. Felt like the only thing I heard most of the time was the sound of my own voice. I figure it ain't nothing new.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-16 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently Sburb's not the only game around. Same basic deal: fight monsters, travel to different environments, level up, except there's a distinct lack of impending world destruction telling you to hurry your ass up.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-16 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god damn, he was in your session too. [It can be inferred that he meant something more profound than just 'existing' by that statement.]

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-16 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but...guess it doesn't matter here.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-16 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. [Pause: is dramatic.] Your counterpart - he's a Harvest Cleric.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-16 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ain't too hard. The skirt's a dead giveaway.

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Looks legit. I'll match.

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