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Davesprite ([personal profile] cawcawmthrfckrs) wrote in [community profile] holyrelic2012-06-13 02:08 am

01st Hash Rap

[Man oh man, it's one thing to be playing a MMO. It's another thing entirely to actually be part of one. Again.

On the other hand, Davesprite has his everything from the waist down back to something more human. That is definitely an improvement. And he gets bonus wings, so now it's like he's some sort of weird angel with orange feathers.]


I had to have died. That's the only fuckin' possibility. I somehow died while playin' that shitty Ghostbusters game and went to steampunk heaven.

[He sighs and shrugs. There's not much he can do about it if that's the case. The best thing he can do is get some information. That there are even people around after a year of only seeing two godly humans is…pitiful, to say the least. He's happy to have a break from salamanders and nakodiles and other sprites and shit.

Wow Davesprite's getting really sidetracked over here. He's just…gonna go walk up to a person.]


Sup. Where do I sign up as God's personal secretary? Obviously, it's my new role in existence if I've got fuckin' angel wings outta my back like a kid who got spliced with goddamn bird genes as a baby.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-16 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
My place was pretty quiet before I started filling it with robots. Felt like the only thing I heard most of the time was the sound of my own voice. I figure it ain't nothing new.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-16 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently Sburb's not the only game around. Same basic deal: fight monsters, travel to different environments, level up, except there's a distinct lack of impending world destruction telling you to hurry your ass up.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-16 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god damn, he was in your session too. [It can be inferred that he meant something more profound than just 'existing' by that statement.]

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-16 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but...guess it doesn't matter here.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-16 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. [Pause: is dramatic.] Your counterpart - he's a Harvest Cleric.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-16 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ain't too hard. The skirt's a dead giveaway.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-17 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, plus he's wielding a damn staff like he's some kind of magical girl. [Let that sink in.] But- [And here he was going to say, "You're the most heroic figure in the history of mankind, sugoi~" but no.] Shit, bro, I'm not sure if I could've done it if I were in your position.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-17 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Prince of Heart. According to a friend it means I'm the destroyer of souls. It also means that if I ever went godtier...it's bad, bro. Magenta knickerbockers and everything.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-17 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, exactly. And fortunately I'm not obligated by game law or whatever to wear that shit, even if it doesn't do anything for the wings.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-17 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[...UU, dude, just...yeah, no.] Seriously? I can't wait for Jake to meet his grandma, then.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-17 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. He was actually building some kind of rabbit to send to her, actually.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-17 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[...dude.] Yeah. I actually gave that one to Jane- friend of mine, with some modifications. Borrowed it from my bro, he didn't seem to mind.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-17 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Really. What did it do in your guys' universe? [There's a faint, yet horrifying (for him), implication to be had.]

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Looks legit. I'll match.

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