cawcawmthrfckrs: (Dude wtf)
Davesprite ([personal profile] cawcawmthrfckrs) wrote in [community profile] holyrelic2012-06-13 02:08 am

01st Hash Rap

[Man oh man, it's one thing to be playing a MMO. It's another thing entirely to actually be part of one. Again.

On the other hand, Davesprite has his everything from the waist down back to something more human. That is definitely an improvement. And he gets bonus wings, so now it's like he's some sort of weird angel with orange feathers.]


I had to have died. That's the only fuckin' possibility. I somehow died while playin' that shitty Ghostbusters game and went to steampunk heaven.

[He sighs and shrugs. There's not much he can do about it if that's the case. The best thing he can do is get some information. That there are even people around after a year of only seeing two godly humans is…pitiful, to say the least. He's happy to have a break from salamanders and nakodiles and other sprites and shit.

Wow Davesprite's getting really sidetracked over here. He's just…gonna go walk up to a person.]


Sup. Where do I sign up as God's personal secretary? Obviously, it's my new role in existence if I've got fuckin' angel wings outta my back like a kid who got spliced with goddamn bird genes as a baby.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-18 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds about right. [...he had some noticed some compare/contrasts going on with himself and the other three.] John's the one in Washington?

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-18 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's where Jane's from. Jake's from a shitty island in the middle of nowhere. I like to call it 'Murderdeath Island.' I'm from Houston, or what was Houston before the Batterwitch flooded the world.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-18 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hell no. It's as hot as it has ever been, trust me. I'd offer to show you if I ever got the chance, bro, but I don't hate you. Even if...did your universe have the SBaHJ films?

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-18 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, I always wanted to try my hand at seeing how far I could get with my smuppets. [This? Is awesome.] Bro, I never met the guy, but he ended up becoming a regular god damned media mogul. I'm talking a shit ton of movies, mastering the art of irony, a weird obsession with Ben Stiller and Con Air, everything.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-18 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. Guy lived 400 years before me. He was a hero, dude - started that media empire, fought the Batterwitch, was the most god damned heroic figure in history if you'd ask me. I don't know as much about him as I would like, obviously, and most of the shit I pieced together through fragmented bits of historical records.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-18 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Defied the Batterwitch. Ended the Hilarocaust. Centuries thereafter, survivors would cite the rooftop showdown between him and the Batterwitch's minions as one of the most heroic moments in human history. I later learned that he died with Lalonde when they faced the sea troll herself.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-18 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh bullshit. That's coming from the guy who went back in time to set things right and became a sprite in the process?

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-18 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
So? Shit, I don't know why the guy did what he did but the way I figure it, it's not why you do what you do but what that counts. In his case, making a stand. In yours? Saving your friends and the entire damn timeline while you're at it.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-18 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Me? The hell did I do? I couldn't even- [Nrngh.]

How's this sound. I consider you a goddamn hero, you consider me a hero, we'll see who's right in the end.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-18 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
We'll see, dude, we'll see who's right in the end. [This is the weirdest brotherly rivalry ever.]

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-18 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[And he's just going to pull out his own and ninja Davesprite's member address. Surprise! Explanations after the beep. (Beep!)]

Looks legit. I'll match.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-18 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Sup.]

Yeah. Plus you use this to access the Chaos Gate, party with people...shit, this is how they manage the inventory around here.

[personal profile] splinterself 2012-06-19 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Damn, is that what you used? Anyway, yeah, it probably does, but I haven't hit the limit yet.