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It...seemed like a good idea at the time.
[So after getting the "Where is this, who are you, what is going on?" out of his system, Dirk Strider was purposefully and boldly exploring Mac Anu and was...kind of bemused by the fact that the city wasn't done up in purple and black.
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He had ended up at the harbor and there he paused in his wan- purposeful exploring, as...you know what's incredibly distracting? Actually only having one self (at least for the time being) that he was aware of. Also the clothes. Also the fact that he still had no idea what the hell was going on, and, more importantly, what was happening with Roxy.
There was a certain irony in him spacing out just as badly as he did when he had multiple selves to juggle, one which was lost on the guy as he was spacing out, brooding.]
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[Yeah, this was getting him nowhere. (And shit, the lack of purple really was throwing him off.) That was when he shook his head slightly, turned to the nearest person, and said:]
Hey.
[So verbose.]
...just saying.
He had ended up at the harbor and there he paused in his wan- purposeful exploring, as...you know what's incredibly distracting? Actually only having one self (at least for the time being) that he was aware of. Also the clothes. Also the fact that he still had no idea what the hell was going on, and, more importantly, what was happening with Roxy.
There was a certain irony in him spacing out just as badly as he did when he had multiple selves to juggle, one which was lost on the guy as he was spacing out, brooding.]
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[Yeah, this was getting him nowhere. (And shit, the lack of purple really was throwing him off.) That was when he shook his head slightly, turned to the nearest person, and said:]
Hey.
[So verbose.]
lolol I claim first comment.
Eventually, it takes him to the harbor. He's about to explore the ships because holy shit cool!!! But then someone says a greeting, and he turns. His curiosity instantly morphs to a cheerful grin.]
Dirk!
[Have a bro-hug! ...Wait.]
Are you the real Dirk this time? The amount of not-yous I have seen in one day could try a saint's patience.
Dork.
What the fuck is this.
What the fuck is this.
It wasn't like he wasn't unhappy to see Jake. (Even though part of him wondered if this was what his Auto-Responder had meant when he mentioned having his own "diabolical interwoven plans." If so, at some point every day he wondered why he programmed his own personal troll: this moment was that point today.) He was glad to actually see Jake in the flesh.
Just...
Seriously. What the fuck. He was going to be pulling the strings of their session and a few hours in this happened. And Jake was here. And there was no sign of Jane or Roxy. But Jake was here.
Just what the fuck. Especially that last question.]
Dude, who would I be? [Seriously, English, seriously.]
Takes one to know one. :P
Hell if I know. Another illusion conjured up by my subconsciousness while I'm busy being knocked out? AR with a new physical body given that this is, from what I've gathered, an entirely new world that's actually a video game made reality for us?
[He's been having a day, dude. Actually, now that he remembers that he did take a fall right on his head, it's starting to hurt a bit. That's going to be a mighty tender spot for a while.]
I am what I am, so yes, you're right. *brofist*
...Jake. [God. He normally would be good(ish). But, with that opening?]
It seems that... [There's an opening for screaming to happen. Does he feel a bit dirty saying that? Yeah, just a bit.]
*brofist* Also I lied in chat. 1/3
2/3
3/3
You said 2! I can't trust a thing you tell me anymore. Lies and deceit.
Wooooow.
I know! I'm glad you agree with me about your pathological need to deceive.
But you have a pathological need to twist my words. Ruuuuuude.
I have issues and needs. I'm one bad day away from becoming a Batman villain.
Nooo don't join them. :c Then who will troll with me?
It's okay, you'd be a fantastic Robin. We can make this magic happen.
Let's do it. So long as I'm not bitchy like in the Batman and Robin movie.
Or rubber nipped, though if that's your thing I'm not going to judge you.
no thank you
Probably for the best, again, I'm not sure what sort of fashion statement that would make.
An awful one most like.
Likely so.
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/assuming Jake already knows about the Relic shit at this point woo
Works with me.
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omfg
Yup.
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omg for a second I lost where Jake's account on Juggler was.
SPOILERS: DW's trolling you.
sob not again
Shh, no words.
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lol I'm dividing southwest into two separate rooms.
Exciting!
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Hitei is just amused at all of the children wandering around. It makes it so easy. She's been watching him for a while, going with the general flow of the NPCs, so when his eyes sharpen she's conveniently there. Nonetheless, she affects surprise. ]
Ah, hello.
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Are you busy with anything? I just got here and was wondering if you knew your way around this game.
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My way around... I suppose I know that. Is it that you're interested in becoming a rare hunter?
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WTF phone, you spazzy fuck, WTF.
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[Also super verbose.]
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I was trying to log into my usual game when I found myself stuck in a completely different one.
What do you mean by drones?
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Gosh darn my fail.
Immortalized forever. I'll print off pictures and post it all across your campus.
Noooooo
I'd continue but we already kinda covered that angle.
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I was going to wait until tomorrow, but.
Darn youuuu
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Hi! [She'll even throw in a little wave.]
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I just got here and I thought I might as well get to know the people here. I'm Dirk.
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Hello. Did you just arrive?
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[ smile!! ]
Did you need anything, sir?
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[If he was older, maybe, a grown man with some kid that he was looking after...sure, why the hell not. Play up the role. Be Mister Strider, milk the title for all it's worth and do all that comes with it for irony's sake. In another lifetime he might've been all over that.
But as is, it just made him feel awkward. If anyone was Mister Strider it was his bro.]
Just call me Dirk, ok?
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For the record, the entire COMPLETELY DEAD thing amused me.
oh noooo dirk. ahaha, dead siblings.
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i am the master of late tags?
All hail. Need help powering up to 10 tags for AC?
i promise i'm not normally this inactive.
It's all good. I've done it myself before.
ahahaha......
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