holyrelic | 01st Hash Rap

[Man oh man, it's one thing to be playing a MMO. It's another thing entirely to actually be part of one. Again.

On the other hand, Davesprite has his everything from the waist down back to something more human. That is definitely an improvement. And he gets bonus wings, so now it's like he's some sort of weird angel with orange feathers.]

I had to have died. That's the only fuckin' possibility. I somehow died while playin' that shitty Ghostbusters game and went to steampunk heaven.

[He sighs and shrugs. There's not much he can do about it if that's the case. The best thing he can do is get some information. That there are even people around after a year of only seeing two godly humans is…pitiful, to say the least. He's happy to have a break from salamanders and nakodiles and other sprites and shit.

Wow Davesprite's getting really sidetracked over here. He's just…gonna go walk up to a person.]

Sup. Where do I sign up as God's personal secretary? Obviously, it's my new role in existence if I've got fuckin' angel wings outta my back like a kid who got spliced with goddamn bird genes as a baby.

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If your conception of God is similar to the one most commonly held, I assure you that He would have perfect recall no matter His age.

[The Records more or less keep themselves.]

Can't say I cared too much to open the book.

[He shrugs.]

Many find it difficult to understand. Whether you were better off not doing so, I cannot say.

Kinda wanna hear it from the people who were actually there, anyway. Our account's probably not very reliable at this point since it's been translated so many fuckin' times.

That is also true. Although I cannot speak for your world, mine does not have a God like that one. I know of several worlds that do, although it seems that often Man's perception of him is twisted.

Can't say I'm surprised. We might've been gettin' it all wrong for centuries and never would've known.

[He shrugs.]

So...who're you?

There are those who call me "Al Saiduq".

So. Al, then? Name's Dave. Or Davesprite, whichever.

You have two names... Do you have a different definition of yourself from each?

I guess? Kinda got a lotta Daves where I'm from.

Multiple existences of a person in the same world... The realms of possibility sometimes astound even me.

No kiddin'. So, yeah, that's why I've got -sprite at the end. But I don't care what you call me.

Very well then. [Time to come up with an endearing nickname a la "Shining One" except not that...]

How much do you know of this world?

[He'll totally take most nicknames.]

Not much, though I'm kinda assumin' it's a game of some sort since the sun's been in that same damn position the moment I got here.

It is very much like one, yes. I understand that the fixed sun makes timekeeping difficult for humans, but I am not bothered by it.

I've been livin' with no sun for a year, so it's no big deal. So, how do we play?

You have been in the building with the Chaos Gate, yes?

The rotating gold thing with the blue shit in the middle?

Indeed. Use it with your Relic and you will be taken to another part of this world.

You may wish to take someone with you.

[He extends a thing that looks like an iPhone at you!]

[Oh, yeah. He takes his own out and studies it a bit.]

The iPhone, huh? How do you do that?

You must first have their "member address"... Collect them merely by holding yours close to theirs.

[Davesprite does that and...oh, hey, there he is. Level 8 Macabre Dancer. Huh.]

Macabre Dancer?

They specialize in changing the nature of their allies and their enemies.

That's pretty bad ass. What kinda weapon do they use?

Fans. While uncommon, they have been used as weapons by humans before.

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