01st Hash Rap

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Man oh man, it's one thing to be playing a MMO. It's another thing entirely to actually be part of one. Again.

On the other hand, Davesprite has his everything from the waist down back to something more human. That is definitely an improvement. And he gets bonus wings, so now it's like he's some sort of weird angel with orange feathers.]

I had to have died. That's the only fuckin' possibility. I somehow died while playin' that shitty Ghostbusters game and went to steampunk heaven.

[He sighs and shrugs. There's not much he can do about it if that's the case. The best thing he can do is get some information. That there are even people around after a year of only seeing two godly humans is…pitiful, to say the least. He's happy to have a break from salamanders and nakodiles and other sprites and shit.

Wow Davesprite's getting really sidetracked over here. He's just…gonna go walk up to a person.]

Sup. Where do I sign up as God's personal secretary? Obviously, it's my new role in existence if I've got fuckin' angel wings outta my back like a kid who got spliced with goddamn bird genes as a baby.

Comments

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

That's pretty bad ass. What kinda weapon do they use?

[eightofseven]

Fans. While uncommon, they have been used as weapons by humans before.

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

I've seen pictures, but it's kinda hard to imagine how someone can use 'em. Then again, I got a friend who uses knitting needles as her weapon, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[eightofseven]

The myriad means humanity has found to attack are fascinating.

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

No kiddin'. So, what else can this Relic thing do?

[eightofseven]

It is also a mass storage device. If you have found that you are missing belongings you consider important, they are likely sealed within, awaiting the development of your new power.

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

So, the more I level, the more I gain, basically? What about powers that we had from wherever the hell we were in the universe?

[eightofseven]

They remain, in a weakened state. The full extent of such a power will return, with time.

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

Got all the time in the world in a place like this, I guess. Not a lotta people happy about that, though?

[eightofseven]

Their frustrations seem to stem more from having awoken in a strange place in different clothing.

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

Shit, I'd take a fuckin' tutu if it meant havin' a lower body again.

[eightofseven]

It seems that you got it back. How does one lose a physical part of themselves like that?

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

Sprites kinda have to deal with havin' a ghost tail thing rather than fuckin' legs. It's like we're a ghost mermaid.

[eightofseven]

You transformed yourself?

I almost think I should have seen that sooner.

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

Yeah, kinda had to. Shenanigans happened. Best I don't get into that.

[eightofseven]

There are things that even the stars are not meant to see.

Until we meet again, Knightly One.

[He just... disappears, with a slight gust of wind.]

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Holy shit awesome.]