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holyrelic2012-06-01 11:27 pm
greaterspeed) wrote in holyrelic2012-06-01 11:27 pm
◎ Act 1
[in the room where the Chaos Gate is situated crouches a young, blue Twin Blade. He's far enough to one side to be out of the way, but not enough to be easily ignored. See, Sonic liked to be at the center of attention, it feeds that ego of his and well... He just liked to be social whenever fancy struck him.
What he didn't like was the idea of not being able to defend himself.
The fact that he was still a low level Twin Blade certainly did not help with the whole 'independent' thing. Which has led him to the boy crouching by himself moaning about the indignity of it all]
AAAAAAAUGH! I'm not made for RPGs! I can't do this level thing, got knocked out by a goblin. A MOOK! How does that even happen?? I've taken down giant death robots, angry water Gods, gigantic lasers, more killer robots and even more angry Gods and what happens?
[he throws his hands up in the air in exasperation. A few NPCs take this as a cue to exit the stage] A stupid Goblin knocks me out for an hour!
[silence.
...
...
Then Sonic just covers his face with his hands with a whine, ears folded against his head in embarrassment. In a small, muffled voice;]
I'm sorry, I promise to never do this RPG thing again now can I please go back to being able to beat things up just by jumping on them?
What he didn't like was the idea of not being able to defend himself.
The fact that he was still a low level Twin Blade certainly did not help with the whole 'independent' thing. Which has led him to the boy crouching by himself moaning about the indignity of it all]
AAAAAAAUGH! I'm not made for RPGs! I can't do this level thing, got knocked out by a goblin. A MOOK! How does that even happen?? I've taken down giant death robots, angry water Gods, gigantic lasers, more killer robots and even more angry Gods and what happens?
[he throws his hands up in the air in exasperation. A few NPCs take this as a cue to exit the stage] A stupid Goblin knocks me out for an hour!
[silence.
...
...
Then Sonic just covers his face with his hands with a whine, ears folded against his head in embarrassment. In a small, muffled voice;]
I'm sorry, I promise to never do this RPG thing again now can I please go back to being able to beat things up just by jumping on them?
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No, there weren't. Why would there be dinosaurs in a piece of classical literature like the Arabian Nights?
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Hey, I just run through these things. Shahra said something about imagination not being as good so everytime someone reads 'giant lizard' without the word 'dragon' tacked onto it, they think of dinosaurs.
And then VIOLA!! Here there be Tyrannasaurus Rex. [it's amazing how he can say things like this with a straight face]
Though the dragons of Camelot were pretty awesome too... [happy nostalgic face]
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So basically, imagination keeps changing the stories.
[R i g h t.]
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[waitaminute, he recognizes this look]
Hey! I'm not making this up!
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Anyway, I have other places to be.
[Because really, anywhere is better than listening to someone who is clearly wrapped up in his own fantasy.
...Even if they are all technically in another world which would make it somewhat plausible. It's just too weird!]
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Stranger things have happened. [he doesn't seem that offended]
If you're heading out to the fields, don't forget to pack a potion or whatever they're called here. [he gives her a jaunty little wave before hopping to his feet and heading off at a brisk jog.
... Which was still pretty fast for a jog]