1ST WINDY THING

[ghostytrickster]

[ John stammered back. An almost lightness to his step. The flick reaper armor was much too big for him and he looked displaced and awkward in it. He was trying to sort things out. John moved in animated and almost cartoon like motions as he paced (he wished he could float) nervously. His steps a little too wide, his arms swinging a little too widely. Think John, think. ]

[ He does a quart turn. A fist turned side wards slammed into an open palm when he figures it out. ]

I'm in the wrong video game!

[ BRB FREAKING OUT. ]

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[ghostytrickster]

[ WHAT IS THIS. ]

[ WHY DO YOU HAVE HIS FACE. ]

British me! I'm in the wrong video game, and there's a british me! This is like the Parent Trap, except you are not Mary Kate Olsen! I want a refund!

[hoperaider]

[HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE THE HOMESTUCK VERSION OF ROXAS AND VENTUS. Ryuu, keep your Kingdom Hearts out of the Homestuck fandom, gawd.

The face you see in the icon is the face Jake is making at the British Me comment.]

Excuse you, but I highly doubt that I'm you at all. Excellent movie reference, though, I have to admit. [Frown. Maybe an introduction will help?] My name is Jake English.

[ghostytrickster]

[ NO RYUUU COME BACK. how could you be so ~*~*HEARTLESS*~*~* /SHOT

its okay. i will probably slide a Sherlock reference somewhere eventually. What are these meta tags, for reals? ]

We have the same Initials! I'm John Egbert. It's like Nigel Thornberry died and then his corpse produced something really British, and then that corpse decomposed and then all the British cells went to you. I bet you don't actually bleed but instead dispense waves of tea. British tea.

[hoperaider]

[BECAUSE I'M A NOBODY

idk but these meta tags are awesome.]

...I really have no comment to that mostly because that's all highly ridiculous. [Wait a second.] I don't suppose you know a Jade? Or received an autonomous semi-robotic stuffed rabbit on your birthday? It would've been a joint present between her and I.

[ghostytrickster]

You're Jade's penpal? You made Liv Tyler?

[ He's so confused. Jade. why are you so confusing. ]

[hoperaider]

Yes, and yes, but I had some help making it. Great actress to choose as a name for it, by the by!

[Thankfully, he has already discussed this with Rose beforehand.]

[ghostytrickster]

[ A really awkward pause. ] -

How? How do you know Jade and how did you know that would come in handy in Sburb? I take it because you're awesome - except for the two crucial factors, that you are not Mary Kate Olsen and that you are British. Except British Mary Kate Olsen sounds awesome - I take it you know what Sburb is?

[hoperaider]

Jade is my grandmother, of course, and my penpal in your game. And yes, I do know what Sburb is. My friends, Jane Crocker, Dirk Strider, and Roxy Lalonde, were about to get the show on the road and get started with playing the darned thing! We've been really excited to get to meet you and the rest of your group.

[ghostytrickster]

..........................

[ these are very important facts that John should pay more attention to. so he zooms on the first statement like a homing missile. he did wonder. ]

Who's your - grandfather?

[ As Jade's best friend he's actually very concerned and these are very important things. ]

- Oh. wait! Strider and Lalonde. My friends Rose and Dave have those last names too. This is weird! Are you from my future?

[hoperaider]

I don't have one. If she was ever married, there was no indication of it and I never learned of it. It was just the two of us on that island for a few years.

[He shrugs like it's not a big deal. Okay, yes, his grandmother dying is a huge deal, but Sburb is supposed to fix that!]

I thought we were, but Rose has set me straight on that. Apparently, my friends and I are from a different universe. According to a friend of ours, our game's purpose right now is to help usher you in.