[Jake's willingness to invade a person's personal space is admirable.]
What, me, die? You seriously think I can stand still long enough for that thing to hit me? [And he's getting ready to enact the spazzy douche plot. Limbering up, a bit of a stretch since he'll be moving pretty quickly once he's inside and he's a lot slower here than he's used to being. Probably gonna go for it in a ta- moment or so from now.]
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What, me, die? You seriously think I can stand still long enough for that thing to hit me? [And he's getting ready to enact the spazzy douche plot. Limbering up, a bit of a stretch since he'll be moving pretty quickly once he's inside and he's a lot slower here than he's used to being. Probably gonna go for it in a ta- moment or so from now.]