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Oz Vessalius ([personal profile] noisyclockhands) wrote in [community profile] holyrelic2012-06-30 10:43 pm

♭ NOTE 02

[ Some days start out kind of bizarre, some days stay kind of normal

needless to say that bizarre is pretty much the default here, but it can always be upped a bit, right? Not that there is need to worry, the extra weird today is mostly harmless!

When you walk around the town you'll see different posters pinned to buildings, walls, trees? maybe even trees. Also: to people's backs, because someone has no shame.

They look like regular wanted posters really, or as regular as it gets here. There is a text ('Tulip Killer, not all that dangerous! Needs to be caught as soon as possible' or 'Lost Puppy, not properly house-trained yet. Would be happy to have him returned to us!'), a probably unfamiliar member address as well as a self-drawn picture above that. Amusingly enough, both types of posters show the same thing: a pretty boy with smooth features and light-shaded hair.

The likeness is easily good enough to recognise one (1) Hope Estheim for those who know him.

So, what will you do? Ping that number? catch Oz while he is pinning a poster to something/someone/you? ask him how he keeps those things to actually stay stuck?

or be sane and walk away from this nonsense ]
tank_sniper: (PASSIVE SKILL > Determination)

[personal profile] tank_sniper 2012-07-03 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
[She's not a cat girl yet let her have her dignity!!!!!

She jerks her head back from the poster, squinting her eyes to try to make sense of it. This is harder to do when your head is still spinning even though your body is not.
]

..."Puppy"? Are you joking?
tank_sniper: (SKILL > Negotiate)

[personal profile] tank_sniper 2012-07-03 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
...He's definitely a human. What kind of weirdo puts up wanted posters asking for a dog with a photo of a person?
tank_sniper: (STATUS AIL > Confuse)

[personal profile] tank_sniper 2012-07-05 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
You don't sound sure of that at all.
tank_sniper: (SKILL > Negotiate)

[personal profile] tank_sniper 2012-07-05 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't know he's a d-- a dog-gone-human [Why does she even have to say this] you shouldn't put anything about dogs on the poster.

And no, I haven't.
tank_sniper: (SKILL > Negotiate)

[personal profile] tank_sniper 2012-07-05 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excuse her while she just stares incredulously.]

...Are you really trying to find him, or are you just having fun?
tank_sniper: (SKILL > Dramatics)

[personal profile] tank_sniper 2012-07-07 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Messing with someone just for fun is rude. If you aren't careful, you might seriously tick him off.
tank_sniper: (STATUS AIL > Confuse)

[personal profile] tank_sniper 2012-07-07 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think getting chased down and called a dog counts as "fun".

[Unless you have some odd tastes.]
tank_sniper: (SKILL > Negotiate)

[personal profile] tank_sniper 2012-07-07 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Eyebrow raise.]

And how exactly does he act like one?
tank_sniper: (SKILL > Negotiate)

[personal profile] tank_sniper 2012-07-10 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, her expression isn't getting any kinder. Talk about a weird metaphor.]

What exactly do you mean by teaching "fetch"?
tank_sniper: (SKILL > Dramatics)

[personal profile] tank_sniper 2012-07-13 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
...

If he looks like that, then maybe he has a reason for it.
tank_sniper: (SKILL > Negotiate)

[personal profile] tank_sniper 2012-07-16 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
But does he want to be taken care of?
tank_sniper: (STATUS AIL > Confuse)

[personal profile] tank_sniper 2012-07-19 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
How long have you known him?

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