-UNTIL YOU EITHER CHOKE OR ARE FORCED TO SWALLOW AND MARVEL AT IT'S FUCKING EXQUISITE FLAWLESSNESS. IF YOU SURVIVE, YOU WILL GO ON TO TELL YOUR HUMAN EARTH SPAWN OF THAT VERY MOMENT, WHO WILL NO DOUBT BE AS SPEECHLESS AND DUMBSTRUCK AS YOU, AND THEY WILL PASS IT DOWN TO THEIR IMBECILIC WRIGGLERS AS WELL, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH UNTIL THIS VERY FUCKING INSTANT IN TIME BECOMES A LEGENDARY EPIC ON HOW YOU WERE A WITNESS TO "THE DAY A MASSIVE SHIT WAS FLIPPED ALL BECAUSE A MORON WATCHED ON HELPLESSLY DUE TO BEING UNABLE TO RUB TWO FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TOGETHER TO CREATE ENOUGH ENERGY TO SAY THREE MINUSCULE WORDS."
[ He takes deep breaths after that, trying to calm himself down now that it's (mostly) out of his system. ]
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-UNTIL YOU EITHER CHOKE OR ARE FORCED TO SWALLOW AND MARVEL AT IT'S FUCKING EXQUISITE FLAWLESSNESS. IF YOU SURVIVE, YOU WILL GO ON TO TELL YOUR HUMAN EARTH SPAWN OF THAT VERY MOMENT, WHO WILL NO DOUBT BE AS SPEECHLESS AND DUMBSTRUCK AS YOU, AND THEY WILL PASS IT DOWN TO THEIR IMBECILIC WRIGGLERS AS WELL, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH UNTIL THIS VERY FUCKING INSTANT IN TIME BECOMES A LEGENDARY EPIC ON HOW YOU WERE A WITNESS TO "THE DAY A MASSIVE SHIT WAS FLIPPED ALL BECAUSE A MORON WATCHED ON HELPLESSLY DUE TO BEING UNABLE TO RUB TWO FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TOGETHER TO CREATE ENOUGH ENERGY TO SAY THREE MINUSCULE WORDS."
[ He takes deep breaths after that, trying to calm himself down now that it's (mostly) out of his system. ]