--I accidentally stepped on the sea-goat's fur and, once again, woke it from a nap. Thankfully he couldn't get at me the further I got inland. Ah, and then I tripped on one of the huge bipedal crabs' eggs. I don't think any of you heard from me all day since it decided to chase me all around the island until sunset. Oh! And the stampede of centaurs was definitely not my fault since Brobot thought it would be a grand idea to toss me smack in the middle of them while a few of the cats were hunting!

[No, stop him before it gets even worse!]