[He blushes a little.]

Okay, I did manage to trip into a web, but that was because I didn't think they were coming in that close to home! And maybe I accidentally crashed into a clearing where two of the big cats happened to be mating. Oh, wait, I can't forget the one time I managed to wake up the dragon and almost fried me like a steak. Or the time--

[Dirk, stop him before he lists all the things that has almost killed him in the past year.]