Well, alrighty! He has no problem with that, since he's already here, and has been here for a few minutes by now.
Anyway, Jake's kind of milling around, relaxing from his last dungeon run. He...almost died...but he got better and came through in the end! Like a true hero!!! Okay, no, not really, but whatever.
The narration needs to get to the goddamn point. He spies Dirk looking at something in his hands. Not at all thinking about the situation, Jake attempts to SNEAK ATTACK his friend in a fit of unadulterated, friendly, purely sincere affection.
He rolls a natural 20!!
There is suddenly a Jake hugging from Dirk's side. He may or may not have tackled him a little.]
Salutations, Dirk! What's that you got in your hand?
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Well, alrighty! He has no problem with that, since he's already here, and has been here for a few minutes by now.
Anyway, Jake's kind of milling around, relaxing from his last dungeon run. He...almost died...but he got better and came through in the end! Like a true hero!!! Okay, no, not really, but whatever.
The narration needs to get to the goddamn point.He spies Dirk looking at something in his hands. Not at all thinking about the situation, Jake attempts to SNEAK ATTACK his friend in a fit of unadulterated, friendly, purely sincere affection.He rolls a natural 20!!
There is suddenly a Jake hugging from Dirk's side. He may or may not have tackled him a little.]
Salutations, Dirk! What's that you got in your hand?