You know what, man? I've got your back. Say the word and I will make you a crown and upon it will read 'Callipygian King.' I'll engrave it with replicas of your glory. It'll be a +5 to your incredible skills and moxie and even this damn game will recognize it somehow. Everyone who looks at it will go, "God damn, that crown is right, that young man is a fine example of callipygous assets in their highest form."

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