[And here he shakes his head. Oh Jake. Jake, the hell will he do with you?]

You really need to be more like Jane and try using critical reasoning on shit instead of blindly trusting everyone and everything around you. [The effect is a little spoiled by his tone, which is ever so slightly pleased, as if maybe, just maybe, a kitten crawled inside, yawned, curled up and took a nap on his heart and now he feels warm and fuzzy inside.]