[Dirk, relax. He can totally rush over, do a somersault under its legs, shove his last health drink into the guy's mouth, and then book it back to the hallway before he gets pimp slapped to oblivion. S'aaaaall chill, bro.
Still, Jake's prepared to act when necessary. He'll just keep shooting in the meantime.]
Why did I use this icon? Because I can.
Still, Jake's prepared to act when necessary. He'll just keep shooting in the meantime.]