[That's so totally not true, although thinking about it that may be because if one of him was standing still another of him was moving around so technically he wasn't standing still at all...
He sprinted in. The giant, as giants had a predisposition to doing, stared.]
Hey.
...oh mother fuck. Hey! [Acting like a spazzy douche was kind of hard, okay? Plus, he had to keep the giant's attention on him and let Jake fire away from a distance in peace. If only he had a smuppet to shoosh his ass with. (Note to self: fix that later.)
He took a few vague stabs but mainly focused on evasion because...yeah, he'd probably only survive a handful of hits given the level 5 versus level 1 difference god damn note to self: fix that later.]
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He sprinted in. The giant, as giants had a predisposition to doing, stared.]
Hey.
...oh mother fuck. Hey! [Acting like a spazzy douche was kind of hard, okay? Plus, he had to keep the giant's attention on him and let Jake fire away from a distance in peace. If only he had a smuppet to shoosh his ass with. (Note to self: fix that later.)
He took a few vague stabs but mainly focused on evasion because...yeah, he'd probably only survive a handful of hits given the level 5 versus level 1 difference god damn note to self: fix that later.]